Little Suzie Has A Pussy


This poem may not be for the faint of heart. Although I have done X rated poetry, this is not technically an X rated poem. It is a form of satirical children’s poem…


Little Suzie had a pussy,
She loved it and played with it,
And if her pussy got hungry,
She gave it what it wanted.
***
Now Little Suzie’s pussy,
Loved the taste of cock,
But some pussies don’t like chicken,
And would rather fish in a dock.
***
Little Suzie takes her pussy,
Wherever she will go,
Even into her little garden,
When she needs to start to hoe.
***
One day Little Suzie’s Pussy,
Wasn’t very well,
She checked it over,
And noticed a bad smell.
***
Little Suzie took her pussy,
For a quick shower,
Now the pussy,
Smells a bit nicer.
***
Little Suzie looked at her pussy,
And wondered if it was normal,
She took it to her mum one night,
Who became very formal.
***
Little Suzie’s mother sat her down,
And told her not to worry,
Pussies come in different sizes shapes and colours,
Just don’t let it get dirty.
***
Little Suzie put her pussy,
Upstairs to bed,
Then headed downstairs,
To eat some jam and bread.

©The Pesky Poet

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