If Life is a Dancefloor


Life is my dancefloor,
Poetry is my life,
And here I will tap.
***
Each key a step,
Each word a move,
Each line a dance.
***
While I have breath,
And while my fingers work,
The dancefloor will be mine.
***
If life is a dancefloor,
Poetry is my life,
I am the DJ.

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The Nights Get Darker


As the nights draw in,
Day by day things get darker,
For some that is truer than others.
***
Remember on cold nights,
Some feel colder than others,
Both the nights and the people.
***
As we go through this time,
Remember you are always loved,
No matter how dark or cold the world is.
***
You are truly beautiful,
Just the way you are today,
No matter the skin you wear.
***
You are just enough,
In the person you are,
No need to change for others.
***
No matter how dark,
Or how cold the world gets,
Just remember it is warmer with you here.

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Zombies


There ain’t any zombie,
Alive or dead like me,
I feel so very lonely,
Being the only zombie.
***
Why don’t people like me,
Is it because I am a zombie?
Is it because I am smelly?
Or is it because I get hungry?
***
I will find everybody,
And turn them into a zombie,
That way I will not be,
The lonely zombie.

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Can Any Zombie


Can anyzombie find me somezombie to love
Ooh, each night I get up I die a little more
Can barely stand on my feet
(Take a look at yourself) Take a look in the mirror and cry (and cry)
Lord what you’re doing to me (yeah yeah)
I have spent all my years in believing you
But I just can’t get no relief, Lord!
Somezombie (somezombie) ooh somezombie (somezombie)
Can somezombie find me somezombie to love ?

Yeah
I work hard (he works hard) every night of my life
I work till I ache in my bones
At the end (at the end of the night)
I take home my hard earned brains all on my own
I get down (down) on my knees (knees)
And I start to pray (praise the lord)
Till the tears run down from my eyes
Lord somezombie (somezombie), ooh somezombie
(Please) Can anyzombie find me somezombie to love ?

(He works hard)
Everynight (everynight) – I try and I try and I try
But everyzombie wants to put me down
They say I’m going crazy
They say I got a lot of water in my brain
Ah, got no common sense
I got nozombie left to believe in
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oh Lord
Ooh somezombie – ooh somezombie
Can anyzombie find me somezombie to love ?
(Can anyzombie find me someone to love)

Got no feelings, I got no rhythm
I just keep losing my heartbeat (You just keep losing and losing)
I’m OK, I’m alright (he’s alright – he’s alright)
I ain’t gonna face no defeat (yeah yeah)
I just gotta get out of this prison cell
Someday (one day) I’m gonna be free, Lord!

Find me somezombie to love
Find me somezombie to love
Find me somezombie to love
Find me somezombie to love
Find me somezombie to love
Find me somezombie to love
Find me somezombie to love
Find me somezombie to love love love
Find me somezombie to love
Find me somezombie to love somezombie somezombie somezombie somezombie
somezombie find me
Somezombie find me somezombie to love
Can anyzombie find me somezombie to love ?
(Find me somezombie to love)
Ooh
(Find me somezombie to love)
Find me somezombie, somezombie (find me somezombie to love) somezombie, somezombie to love
(Find me somezombie to love)
Find me, find me, find me, find me, find me
Ooh – somezombie to love
(Find me somezombie to love)
Ooh
(Find me somezombie to love)
Find me, find me, find me somezombie to love
(Find me somezombie to love)
Anyzombie, anywhere, anyzombie find me somezombie to love love love!
Wooo somezombie find me, find me love.

__________________________

I own no rights to the original lyrics to Queens – Somebody to love but I have used them to produce this comedy halloween song.

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Acrostic Someone


Right when I had given up,
Over you came,
Bringing me to love again,
***
Because of you,
Everything feels new,
Every day feels good,
Come hug me now,
Reach for my heart,
Only let me go when you have to,
For now I’m thinking of you,
Think of me to.

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May Your Birthday Be Good


Though I can’t be there,
To wish you a happy birthday,
Know I wish you from afar,
***
To have a friend like you,
Is something amazing,
***
Don’t let life look down,
Just look at the good,
I see in you.
***
May you have a happy birthday,
May your day be happy and light,
And my you have a good day and night.

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I’m Forever Yours


Just the sight of your face,
Is enough to make me week,
The sound of your voice,
Brings me to my knees,
And the feel of your hand,
Makes it hard to breath.
***
I feel in love,
The moment we met,
Clechéd I know,
But the best we get.
***
You were the right person,
Presented at the right time,
To take my heart on a journey,
That showed who I was meant to be,
Taught me to love myself,
The way life made me.
***
I fell for you,
And I knew it was true,
The old story,
That the best movies do.
***
Like a star in my night sky,
You shone so bright,
Giving direction to my life,
My very own norther light,
You showed me who I was,
And for that I’m forever yours.

Here’s To Old News


Here’s to what you taught me,
Here’s to what we had,
Here’s to what we could have been,
Here’s to our past,
Here’s to what you’ve lost,
Here’s to what didn’t last,
Here’s to old news,
Here’s to being over you at last.

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Be Mine


Before I say good night,
Each night I want to kiss you,
***
Maybe this year you’ll say yes,
Imagine if you were mine,
No matter how bleak my day seems,
Everything brightens up with you.

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I let you go


The pain of what I lost,
Ate me up from the inside,
Missing the sweet kiss,
Of your loving lips,
***
But that’s all gone,
I let you go,
You took my heart,
And now I’m cold,
***
I have never felt this way before,
The pain of losing,
With the thought of winning,
Now you are not here anymore.
***
I let you go,
I don’t want you back,
You stole my heart,
And I’ll never forgive you for that,
***
You are in my past,
And I wish I had made you last,
But life’s a game made for everyone,
And love is the prize,
***
I let you go,
So why did you come back,
Why couldn’t I say no,
And just let you go?
***
I let you go,
So why can’t you just stay in my past,
I wish I couldn’t feel,
Because all I want is your love.

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Broken Hearted


Floods of tears roll down this face,
They hide no glory or no grace,
What lies below is usually sealed,
But you hold the key to that special place,
***
And now my heart lies bare and bleeding,
And the wound lies open,
For you used the key and then stole it from me.
And now my heart is broken.

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Wants and Desires


All I really want,
Is that moment with you,
That lifetime of memories,
Lived and loved out with you.
***
All I really desire,
Is the feel of your embrace,
The kiss in the morning,
And the hug before bed,
***
All I really wish,
Is for you to be with me,
Love me and hold me,
And never leave me.

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I Know


Sleep away the pain,
Let the night heal it,
Let the moon wash it away.
***
Nothing is so bad,
You can’t make it another day,
Just let someone help.
***
Remember and all it can bring,
Remember the good times,
And the bad ones you made it through.
***
Don’t ask yourself, “What if”,
It won’t change it anyway,
Instead ask yourself why and learn from it today.
***
Don’t worry I know your pain,
And if you let me I’ll take it away,
Just spend one night with me.

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Beethoven


Have you ever noticed how Beethoven,
Looks a lot like Beeth oven,
It looks my attempt,
To spell Beef Oven,
Or is it just me?
Well what can I say?
I suck at spelling anyway.

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Amy Pond


Amy sent a ripple,
Through the pond of the Dr’s life,
But all ripples fade at last,
And soon the ponds will be in the past.

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My Dreams Are All About You


I know you will never be mine,
And no words I say will change that,
But at night you play on my mind,
And it hurts that I am betrayed by my heart.
***
So now at night I dream of you,
And wish my dreams would just come true,
For I would dream forever more,
If it meant just being with you.
***
So tonight I’ll kiss you in my dreams,
And tomorrow hope to see you,
For you make my heart skip a beat,
As my dreams are all about you.

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Summer Treat


Summer often brings a treat,
Shirtless men walk down the street,
You can see the in the park,
Or running past the parked cars.
***
A stunning sight for your eyes,
Rippling abs and thick thighs,
Bulging arms and puckering pecs,
With a little drop of sweat.
***
If they notice you trying not to stare,
A nod or wave let’s them know you are there,
A smile back makes it sweet,
That makes my day out on the street.

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Here’s To The Good And The Bad


Here’s to the days, weeks and months,
To the times we’ve laughed, cried and smiled,
For everything we shared together,
Here’s to the future we will have,
Apart but together forever.
***
So, here’s to the good,
And the bad,
But at least it’s something we had.

Love Poems as a word cloud.

To Someone I Love


[REDACTED] [REDACTED] I don’t know what else to do,
Recently I learned something new,
I learned you make my morning sky blue,
I learned you make my heart feel new,
With every moment I spend with you,
[REDACTED] [REDACTED], I love you.

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The Battle of the Tide


What is that I can see,
The monster that is the sea,
Trying to claim the land,
Crashing down on the sand,
During the daily battle,
Where for half the day the sea is winning,
And the other half the sand.

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Be My Angel


You make me believe,
For only god could make,
Someone like you.
*
By all accounts,
And all descriptions,
You are in fact an angel.
*
In the guise of a human,
You come next to me,
Always the brightest sun beam.
*
This day cannot be a mistake,
I keep trying to impress him,
In the hopes I will one day be with him.
*
Even if you are only an angel to me,
Please stay with me,
And be my angel.

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Heart I Need My Angel


Heart I need my angel,
This condition called love is proving fatal,
I have never known something so powerful,
And yet so painful,
But so beautiful,
And ever so wishful,
By now I must look so pitiful,
I know I have to be careful,
I know it’s that simple,
When I find you i will be careful,
But for now I must keep searching for my angel.

Hard to Let go of a Dream


It’s hard to let go of a dream,
Especially when its about you.
But I can’t hold on to this,
When there is only what if.
I need to move on and so do you.
May our paths cross again,
In time to come let us hope.
But for now our paths are done,
And must split off.

Love Poems as a word cloud.

Your Smile


Your smile,
It brings me joy,
Even if I don’t cause it.
*
I can’t say I’m not bitter,
Because you’re not mine,
But I will be happy,
As long as you are.
*
You know where I am,
If you ever need me,
Morning or evening,
Night or afternoon.

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Just Give me a Hug


Just give me a hug,
Say it’ll be alright,
And stay with me through the night.
*
Tell me it gets better,
Don’t let me be bitter,
And tell me you will be mine.

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