If Life is a Dancefloor


Life is my dancefloor,
Poetry is my life,
And here I will tap.
***
Each key a step,
Each word a move,
Each line a dance.
***
While I have breath,
And while my fingers work,
The dancefloor will be mine.
***
If life is a dancefloor,
Poetry is my life,
I am the DJ.

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The Nights Get Darker


As the nights draw in,
Day by day things get darker,
For some that is truer than others.
***
Remember on cold nights,
Some feel colder than others,
Both the nights and the people.
***
As we go through this time,
Remember you are always loved,
No matter how dark or cold the world is.
***
You are truly beautiful,
Just the way you are today,
No matter the skin you wear.
***
You are just enough,
In the person you are,
No need to change for others.
***
No matter how dark,
Or how cold the world gets,
Just remember it is warmer with you here.

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Please Help A Poet


Hi All,

Thank you for all the love and support in my work!

I’ve just been made aware that Pesky Poetry: An Anthology is showing on Amazon UK at 55% off… https://www.amazon.co.uk/PeskyPoetry-Anthology-William-Fraser/dp/0244185638/

It is currently ranked as 10,387 on the Amazon Poetry Anthologies best sellers list… (At time of writing)

I would love to get that number down… But I need your help to do that… If you can spare £2.26 please add the book to your next Amazon order and give it a quick review.

If you are not in the UK then I don’t know if the discount has been applied but I would love it if you could buy a copy.

Please share the love and support a startup poet.

Love,
The Pesky Poet

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Zombies


There ain’t any zombie,
Alive or dead like me,
I feel so very lonely,
Being the only zombie.
***
Why don’t people like me,
Is it because I am a zombie?
Is it because I am smelly?
Or is it because I get hungry?
***
I will find everybody,
And turn them into a zombie,
That way I will not be,
The lonely zombie.

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Can Any Zombie


Can anyzombie find me somezombie to love
Ooh, each night I get up I die a little more
Can barely stand on my feet
(Take a look at yourself) Take a look in the mirror and cry (and cry)
Lord what you’re doing to me (yeah yeah)
I have spent all my years in believing you
But I just can’t get no relief, Lord!
Somezombie (somezombie) ooh somezombie (somezombie)
Can somezombie find me somezombie to love ?

Yeah
I work hard (he works hard) every night of my life
I work till I ache in my bones
At the end (at the end of the night)
I take home my hard earned brains all on my own
I get down (down) on my knees (knees)
And I start to pray (praise the lord)
Till the tears run down from my eyes
Lord somezombie (somezombie), ooh somezombie
(Please) Can anyzombie find me somezombie to love ?

(He works hard)
Everynight (everynight) – I try and I try and I try
But everyzombie wants to put me down
They say I’m going crazy
They say I got a lot of water in my brain
Ah, got no common sense
I got nozombie left to believe in
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oh Lord
Ooh somezombie – ooh somezombie
Can anyzombie find me somezombie to love ?
(Can anyzombie find me someone to love)

Got no feelings, I got no rhythm
I just keep losing my heartbeat (You just keep losing and losing)
I’m OK, I’m alright (he’s alright – he’s alright)
I ain’t gonna face no defeat (yeah yeah)
I just gotta get out of this prison cell
Someday (one day) I’m gonna be free, Lord!

Find me somezombie to love
Find me somezombie to love
Find me somezombie to love
Find me somezombie to love
Find me somezombie to love
Find me somezombie to love
Find me somezombie to love
Find me somezombie to love love love
Find me somezombie to love
Find me somezombie to love somezombie somezombie somezombie somezombie
somezombie find me
Somezombie find me somezombie to love
Can anyzombie find me somezombie to love ?
(Find me somezombie to love)
Ooh
(Find me somezombie to love)
Find me somezombie, somezombie (find me somezombie to love) somezombie, somezombie to love
(Find me somezombie to love)
Find me, find me, find me, find me, find me
Ooh – somezombie to love
(Find me somezombie to love)
Ooh
(Find me somezombie to love)
Find me, find me, find me somezombie to love
(Find me somezombie to love)
Anyzombie, anywhere, anyzombie find me somezombie to love love love!
Wooo somezombie find me, find me love.

__________________________

I own no rights to the original lyrics to Queens – Somebody to love but I have used them to produce this comedy halloween song.

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One Two


One Two,
Put the kids to school,
Three Four,
Go to work,
Five Six,
Work until six,
Seven Eight,
Go to bed late,
Nine Ten,
And all over again.

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Under the Stars


Look up at the stars,
What do you see?
Is it pictures,
Or dot-to-dots,
Maybe even life,
Or could it be dreams,
Could it be facts,
Or every single feeling,
Do you see tomorrow,
Or maybe your yesterdays,
What about the smiles,
Or maybe the frowns,
Do you see the hope,
Or is it more fear,
Do you just see stars,
Or do you see ET,
No matter what you see,
I know what I see,
A million fireflies,
Staring back at me.

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Acrostic Someone


Right when I had given up,
Over you came,
Bringing me to love again,
***
Because of you,
Everything feels new,
Every day feels good,
Come hug me now,
Reach for my heart,
Only let me go when you have to,
For now I’m thinking of you,
Think of me to.

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Seeking Constant Gratification


There are many curses,
That come with writing,
None more befitting,
Than the constant hunt,
For personal recognition,
For artistic glorification,
And for the gratification.
***
Without these vices,
The writing of a mind,
Is nothing more than pointless.
***
Artists the world around,
Have their curses they hide,
It’s the drive to create,
When all seems to bleak,
The desire to be noticed,
The desire for the focus,
And for the spot light.
***
Without being noticed,
The works of any artist,
Are nothing more than mess.
***
There is a struggle inside,
Between mind and work,
The creative need for a stage,
With the existential dread,
What if I’m not good enough,
What if my work is bad,
And should I make it end.

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Never Have You Back


We were in love,
You met my family,
I thought we’d love,
No matter what,

Remember the nights,
The laughs, the hugs,
What we left between the sheets,
And the weekends together.

Do you remember,
That fateful night,
You asked me to call you,
Just so you could break up with me.

Do you know what it feels like,
For your world to disappear,
And for the one you love,
To fade to dreams.

Well I’ve found true love now,
And it is not with you,
You had your chance,
No one breaks my heart more than once.

May Your Birthday Be Good


Though I can’t be there,
To wish you a happy birthday,
Know I wish you from afar,
***
To have a friend like you,
Is something amazing,
***
Don’t let life look down,
Just look at the good,
I see in you.
***
May you have a happy birthday,
May your day be happy and light,
And my you have a good day and night.

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Little Things


The small things you do,
Are the most important to me.
The way you sneak up,
Just to hug me from behind.
Or the way you smile,
And just don’t say a word.
These little things make you,
The you I want to be with.

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Tesla Dream


It is my dream,
To become green,
Move away from deasil,
As we all know it’s evil.
***
I have a dream,
When I am sleeping,
I drive in my Tesla,
Whenever I wanna.
***
My dream is just me,
And my shiny model 3,
Or maybe an S,
With the leatherness.
***
How about a Roadster,
Where the electric dream is closer,

***
Ether way it’s just a dream,
As I am not rich you see,
And a Tesla Model 3,
Is out of the reaches of me.

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Peace


A word often scorned,
Or branded a fools dream,
An ideal we all seek,
No matter how hard it seems,
Something we should strive for,
Even if it means chaining the regime.

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Hello my lovely followers (and those who have stumbled onto this page)

My new book was recently published, MelonCollie Ravings of a Dyslexic Poet. The book is now live on Amazon. You can see the preview below.

As an author just starting out, I am in need of your help. If you like poetry and wouldn’t mind reviewing a new book please fill in the contact form below. You will be sent a DRM free ePub copy of the book and all I ask for in return is an honest review on Amazon and other sites. if you really loved the book let me know as I may be able to send you some MelonCollie goodies.

Love and Thanks,
The Pesky Poet

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I’m Forever Yours


Just the sight of your face,
Is enough to make me week,
The sound of your voice,
Brings me to my knees,
And the feel of your hand,
Makes it hard to breath.
***
I feel in love,
The moment we met,
Clechéd I know,
But the best we get.
***
You were the right person,
Presented at the right time,
To take my heart on a journey,
That showed who I was meant to be,
Taught me to love myself,
The way life made me.
***
I fell for you,
And I knew it was true,
The old story,
That the best movies do.
***
Like a star in my night sky,
You shone so bright,
Giving direction to my life,
My very own norther light,
You showed me who I was,
And for that I’m forever yours.

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Lets Get To The Loving


Lets get to the loving,
And skip all the hugging,
Lets get to the noise,
And forget all our has-beens.
***
I want to make the walls shake,
With you in my room,
Lets pretend it’s all love,
And see what we do.
***
Lets just have our one night,
Not talk of the morning,
Just make this moment forever,
And regret nothing.

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Get Your Copy Now


The amazing people behind my book publication have managed to get the book live on Amazon quicker than expected. Go grab your copy now here >>> https://www.amazon.co.uk/MelonCollie-Ravings-Dyslexic-William-Fraser/dp/1716818397

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Love
The Pesky Poet

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Love You


Life is for learning,
Overstepping the mark,
Venturing with our hearts,
Even when it hurts us,
***
Yesterdays are for memories,
Ours I will never forget,
Until we meet again my dear friend.

Love is not a Gift


Love is not a gift,
Or yours to own,
Love is given freely,
On temporary loan.
***
Some give love to objects,
Rather than someone they know,
Others give love out freely,
To all they can show.
***
However you love,
And however it shows,
Give your love wisely,
Through the highs and the lows.

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The Power of Words


The most dangerous weapon in this world,
Is not the gun, knife or sward,
It is the human mind,
Thought and the word.
***
Nothing cuts more deeply,
Without leaving a mark,
Than the words of hatred,
Openly spoken freely.
***
Words can be dramatic,
They can also be subtle,
Destroying people in a swipe,
Or breaking them over a lifetime.
***
So be cautious with your words,
And choose them wisely,
Because are not always aware,
How powerful they can be.

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Suicide Prevention Week


In this year of lockdowns,
It’s important now,
More than ever,
To look after your health,
***
If you are feeling down,
Or just a little blue,
Or in need of some help,
Reach out to those who love you.
***
People would rather you,
For the rest of your life,
Than to hear a minister,
In 15 minutes sum up your life.
***
If you are in that dark place,
Stop and take stock,
Think of those who love you,
And miss you if you were gone.
***
Suicide Prevention Week ends tomorrow,
But the pain will carry on,
Look out for friends and family,
And help those you can.


If you need help or know anyone who does talk to a medical health professional or in the UK you can call the Samaritans on 116 123 or check out the NHS site here: https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/

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