Twitter


Where would we be,
Without the twitter verse,
And all that it’s given us.
From controversy,
To just plain funny,
And now @PeskyPoetry.
Here goes to the new page,
Go follow and retweet.

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Facebook


Facebook, oh Facebook,
Where art thou Facebook,
On the web, hidden away,
Does this link work?
Let us see,
With a short jokey poem,
To test the sharing,
And the new page.

Visit, like and share the new Facebook page at https://www.facebook.com/PeskyPoetry

I Ken Fit


I ken fit,
A fine lass said,
Time is wasted at work,
Until you are dead.
***
I kin fit,
The wise man said,
Enjoy your work,
And you’ll live instead.
***
I ken fit,
My mam once said,
Noting in life will stop you,
Unless you let it.
***
I ken fit,
My old man said,
Find your love,
Don’t let others choose for you.
***
I ken fit,
The world says,
We are all human,
Why do we hurt each other.
***
You ken fit,
Dunny control others,
Dunny let other control you,
And above all,
Dunny let others take control.

Cat Among The Pigeons


Meow Meow Meow,
Meow Meow,
Meow Meow,
Meow Meow Meow,
Meow Meow.

Tweet Tweet Tweet,
Tweet Tweet.
Tweet Tweet Tweet Tweet,
Tweet Tweet.

Meow,
Tweet Tweet,
Meow Meow,
Tweet Tweet Tweet,
Meow Tweet,
Tweet Meow,
Meow!
TWEET Tweet Tweet Tweet tweet tweet twe-ugh
Purr.

Spend Spend Spend


Happy thanksgiving,
Let’s all give thanks,
And spend spend spend.
***
Remember to thank,
The busy bank,
And spend spend spend.
***
And why not some more,
You wanted it for sure,
Go out and spend spend spend.
***
Did you see that pen,
I’m sure the budget can bend,
Go on spend spend spend.

An Apple A Day


An apple a day,
Keeps the doctor away.
A banana a night,
Takes care of the fright,
A squash an evening,
Keeps you breathing,
A tangerine a week,
Keeps you sheak,
But ten beans a day,
Will blow you away.

The Lindt Time of Year


This time of year,
Bring about good cheer,
With Lindt and yule,
And all things getting cool,
Grab a Galaxy,
Hot chocolate with me,
And let’s count down,
To the new year.