Here I have,
Intentionally hidden,
Deliberately placed,
Deceitfully put,
Encoded in,
Nothing important.
*
So can you see,
Each first,
Character is,
Related to the,
Encoded phrase,
Think you found it?
Tag: Funny
Covhypocrite
We’ve all heard of Covidiot,
The one that wouldn’t stay,
The suggested two meters away.
***
Well I give you Covhypocrite,
The one who couldn’t stay,
Home when they told us to.
***
Some people are a stain,
On the boxers of politics,
And should be lost in the wash.
***
But some stains are strong,
Like our recent Covhypocrite,
And require a long cycle.
***
Some Covhypocrites were humble,
And fell on their sward,
While others just cycle on.
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Not caring for the damage,
They have done,
Or how it looks to everyone.
***
But a Covhypocrite,
Is just another form,
Of Covidiot.
Loo Roll
How many poops,
Are you going to have to do,
Or all the other visits,
To the bathroom,
To use all that paper,
You stock pilled,
While thinking about yourself,
And no-one else,
How many visits,
To your overstocked loo,
Will you have to do,
To clear that conscience,
A stain that even tissue paper,
Cannot wipe away.
Fear Of Friday The 13th
Paraskevidekatriaphobia,
Is a hard word to rhyme,
A word which I’ve never found the time,
But it is a real issue,
That appears,
At least once a year,
That suffers find,
Hard to hide from,
For should the thirteenth day,
Fall on a friday,
As it does today,
On the twelfth month of the year,
People begin to run in fear.
Almost Rude Poem
Poetry is fun,
Poetry is silly,
I can feel poetry in my… hand.
***
Poetry is a goose,
Poetry is a duck,
I can feel I don’t give a… hen.
***
Poetry is a hit,
Poetry makes me sit,
Some people couldn’t give a… verse.
***
Poetry can be blunt,
Poetry can be a stunt,
Poetry isn’t a… hard thing to write.
Search For Meaning
Are the curtains blue,
For my mood is too,
Are the leaves green,
To to show my pain,
How about the carpet,
Is grey my expression,
Meaning hidden in texts,
Are often overstated,
And rarely proven,
To actually exist.
Alternative Facts
We live in a time,
Filled with opinion not fact,
Filled with fantasy not news,
Where WordPress depresses,
And claims to be views.
***
We are closer to war,
Believing alternative facts,
Believing alternative news,
The rumour mill,
And the next daily sleuth.
***
Where are we going,
When alternative news becomes fact,
When alternative fact becomes news,
Are we lining our destruction,
Pulling the pin, lightning the fuse.
***
Is it not our right,
To believe alternative facts,
To believe alternative news,
Spreading our world,
Sharing our views.
***
Rights have responsibility,
Like teaching real facts,
Like dispelling fake news,
So be responsible and teach,
But not just your views.
Whisper
There’s a whisper under my bed,
Right beneath where I lay my head,
It talks to me as I sleep,
And whispers things when I wake.
***
There’s a whisper silent and still,
Right now talking within my skull,
It gives me ideas to write,
And helps me share for you to read.
***
There’s a whisper inside of me,
Right where no one can see,
It speaks with my tongue,
And writes for me in my hand.
***
There’s a whisper on this page,
Right in these lines I’ve laid,
It speaks to you,
And was placed by me.
Facebook, oh Facebook,
Where art thou Facebook,
On the web, hidden away,
Does this link work?
Let us see,
With a short jokey poem,
To test the sharing,
And the new page.
Visit, like and share the new Facebook page at https://www.facebook.com/PeskyPoetry
Cat Among The Pigeons
Meow Meow Meow,
Meow Meow,
Meow Meow,
Meow Meow Meow,
Meow Meow.
Tweet Tweet Tweet,
Tweet Tweet.
Tweet Tweet Tweet Tweet,
Tweet Tweet.
Meow,
Tweet Tweet,
Meow Meow,
Tweet Tweet Tweet,
Meow Tweet,
Tweet Meow,
Meow!
TWEET Tweet Tweet Tweet tweet tweet twe-ugh
Purr.
Spend Spend Spend
Happy thanksgiving,
Let’s all give thanks,
And spend spend spend.
***
Remember to thank,
The busy bank,
And spend spend spend.
***
And why not some more,
You wanted it for sure,
Go out and spend spend spend.
***
Did you see that pen,
I’m sure the budget can bend,
Go on spend spend spend.
An Apple A Day
An apple a day,
Keeps the doctor away.
A banana a night,
Takes care of the fright,
A squash an evening,
Keeps you breathing,
A tangerine a week,
Keeps you sheak,
But ten beans a day,
Will blow you away.
