One Booby – Poem by the Pesky Poet


One booby, two booby, three booby, four,
Left booby, Right booby, side booby, more,
Small booby, big booby, round booby, square,
I am questioning my sanity here. 

One tit, two tit, three tit, four,
Left tit, right tit, side tit, more, 
Small tit, big tit, round tit, square, 
I am being a giant tit over here.

One nip, two nip, three nip, four,
Left nip, right nip, side nip, more, 
Small nip, big nip, round nip, square, 
Why the fuck am I writing this here!

┬ęThe Pesky Poet

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