May Your Birthday Be Good


Though I can’t be there,
To wish you a happy birthday,
Know I wish you from afar,
***
To have a friend like you,
Is something amazing,
***
Don’t let life look down,
Just look at the good,
I see in you.
***
May you have a happy birthday,
May your day be happy and light,
And my you have a good day and night.

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Little Things


The small things you do,
Are the most important to me.
The way you sneak up,
Just to hug me from behind.
Or the way you smile,
And just don’t say a word.
These little things make you,
The you I want to be with.

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I’m Forever Yours


Just the sight of your face,
Is enough to make me week,
The sound of your voice,
Brings me to my knees,
And the feel of your hand,
Makes it hard to breath.
***
I feel in love,
The moment we met,
Clechéd I know,
But the best we get.
***
You were the right person,
Presented at the right time,
To take my heart on a journey,
That showed who I was meant to be,
Taught me to love myself,
The way life made me.
***
I fell for you,
And I knew it was true,
The old story,
That the best movies do.
***
Like a star in my night sky,
You shone so bright,
Giving direction to my life,
My very own norther light,
You showed me who I was,
And for that I’m forever yours.

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Lets Get To The Loving


Lets get to the loving,
And skip all the hugging,
Lets get to the noise,
And forget all our has-beens.
***
I want to make the walls shake,
With you in my room,
Lets pretend it’s all love,
And see what we do.
***
Lets just have our one night,
Not talk of the morning,
Just make this moment forever,
And regret nothing.

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Love You


Life is for learning,
Overstepping the mark,
Venturing with our hearts,
Even when it hurts us,
***
Yesterdays are for memories,
Ours I will never forget,
Until we meet again my dear friend.

Love is not a Gift


Love is not a gift,
Or yours to own,
Love is given freely,
On temporary loan.
***
Some give love to objects,
Rather than someone they know,
Others give love out freely,
To all they can show.
***
However you love,
And however it shows,
Give your love wisely,
Through the highs and the lows.

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Suicide Prevention Week


In this year of lockdowns,
It’s important now,
More than ever,
To look after your health,
***
If you are feeling down,
Or just a little blue,
Or in need of some help,
Reach out to those who love you.
***
People would rather you,
For the rest of your life,
Than to hear a minister,
In 15 minutes sum up your life.
***
If you are in that dark place,
Stop and take stock,
Think of those who love you,
And miss you if you were gone.
***
Suicide Prevention Week ends tomorrow,
But the pain will carry on,
Look out for friends and family,
And help those you can.


If you need help or know anyone who does talk to a medical health professional or in the UK you can call the Samaritans on 116 123 or check out the NHS site here: https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/

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My Heart Still Cries


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My heart still cries,
At the thought of you.

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Here’s To Old News


Here’s to what you taught me,
Here’s to what we had,
Here’s to what we could have been,
Here’s to our past,
Here’s to what you’ve lost,
Here’s to what didn’t last,
Here’s to old news,
Here’s to being over you at last.

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Life Could Have Been Different


Life could have been so different,
We could have missed each other,
If God had granted my prayers.
***
But if God had given me the nod,
And granted me a different life,
You wouldn’t be with me tonight.
***
God could have granted me millions,
Or the love of my first crush,
But he didn’t let me rush.
***
He kept me waiting on my toes,
Knowing what was in store for us,
And now you are mine.
***
My prayers are not for riches anymore,
There for the right path to lead me,
To the next chapter of my life with you.

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Be Mine


Before I say good night,
Each night I want to kiss you,
***
Maybe this year you’ll say yes,
Imagine if you were mine,
No matter how bleak my day seems,
Everything brightens up with you.

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Sé mío


I want to be with you,
So say Sé mío,
Be with me for now,
And say Sé mío,
Never say goodbye,
Only say Sé mío,
All I want to say is Te Amo,
Will you just say Sé mío?

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Prayer To A Loved One


We all know a loved one,
Who could use a prayer,
Someone who is ill,
Or just needs someone there.
***
Send them a thought,
In the form of a prayer,
Then give them a hug,
And let them know you’re there,
***
Times can be rough,
Being alone can be rough,
But knowing someones there,
Is sometimes enough.
***
So send out a prayer,
That there is someone there,
Someone for you,
As you are for them.
***
And if you are needing someone,
You are in my prayers,
And just know,
I will always be there.

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NSFW: I Dream Of You (VERY EXPLICIT)


WARNING!!!
This poem contains explicit gay pornography in the form of a poem. If this is in any way offensive to you it is unintended and I would appreciate it if you just stopped reading instead of you completing the poem then writing a comment of complaint, I consider you warned.
_______________________

There you are walking on the side-walk,
Your skinny jeans hugging your legs,
That body warmer of yours as close to you as I want to be,
Here is me staring just wishing you would notice.
***
Then you turned towards me and looked,
What is this, a smile and a blown kiss,
Why are you sending me this wink.
Am I dreaming or are you signalling.
***
I cross towards you and can’t believe my ears,
“Lets go back to mine and waste the night”,
My head goes light and my legs just follow you,
Have my dreams finally come true, and I going to cum with you.
***
As we come up to your front door you turn and stare,
Your eyes have that look of longing in their misty blue,
A cold hand meets my cheek and rubs it calmingly,
Before another grabs my head from behind and pulls me in for a kiss,
***
As tongues changed mouths and your hands explored,
I stood still, in shock at the events, surely this can’t be true,
You can’t truly think that I am the one for you,
But I have always dreamt of this moment with you.
***
Cautiously I lift my hand and run it through your beautiful hair,
It’s rough texture amazing to have the chance to feel,
Suddenly this was cut short by a swift move towards the door,
As you unlock the door and push me in.
***
You begin to unbutton your shirt, working down them one by one,
Slowly you open it revealing your beautiful smooth chest with the faint outline of bone,
My heart seemed to stop seeing you offered to me,
Standing shirtless in front of me, really could this be.
***
As the shirt hits the floor you grab my hand and lead me some more,
Kissing against every bare piece of wall making our way down a hall,
As we entered your room you removed my belt and threw it aside,
You push me back onto your bed lift my legs into the air and pull my jeans right off,
***
You crawled up the bed over me just for another kiss before pulling my shirt open,
Kissing all of your way back down you focus on my boxers not leaving one bit unexplored,
This can’t be happening surely you weren’t removing your jeans here with me,
Then there was the warm sensation as all of a sudden my boxers were off and you started.
***
My body warmed up and ecstasy ran through my veins reminding me I was still alive,
And before I knew it you were naked beside me and sitting letting me stroke you,
Without warning from my body I started towards your bare cock and begun to suck,
Since I first laid eyes on you I dreamed of this moment but never could I imagine this.
***
You rolled me over and begun to work on my ass rubbing up and down my back,
As I felt your finger make the first move my arms collapsed and I began to groan,
Never could I have imagined this could have felt so perfect,
Before you rolled me back and rested my legs on your shoulders>
***
You stared longingly into my eyes with you beautiful marbles when I moaned loudly,
You moved slowly in and back out just teasing me with what you could do,
I closed my eyes and let you take control as I lost it all,
Just when I begun to moan louder and louder you gave me a confident stare.
***
As i came all over my chest you made one large pant and one large moan,
Before leaning closer to me and placing your hand back on my face,
Using only your thumb you rubbed my cheek and gave me another gentle kiss,
Then ecstasy returned as you pulled out and lowered my legs.
***
We both sat there panting laying next to each other naked,
I giggled nervously before being calmed by your look again,
You put your arm around my neck and used the other to stroke my hair,
This was perfect and I wish I could live here forever.
***
But here I am stood on the roadside still daydreaming ,
Wishing for that moment with you,
Then I made the decision to cross the road,
And to live the rest of my life with you.

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I let you go


The pain of what I lost,
Ate me up from the inside,
Missing the sweet kiss,
Of your loving lips,
***
But that’s all gone,
I let you go,
You took my heart,
And now I’m cold,
***
I have never felt this way before,
The pain of losing,
With the thought of winning,
Now you are not here anymore.
***
I let you go,
I don’t want you back,
You stole my heart,
And I’ll never forgive you for that,
***
You are in my past,
And I wish I had made you last,
But life’s a game made for everyone,
And love is the prize,
***
I let you go,
So why did you come back,
Why couldn’t I say no,
And just let you go?
***
I let you go,
So why can’t you just stay in my past,
I wish I couldn’t feel,
Because all I want is your love.

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Broken Hearted


Floods of tears roll down this face,
They hide no glory or no grace,
What lies below is usually sealed,
But you hold the key to that special place,
***
And now my heart lies bare and bleeding,
And the wound lies open,
For you used the key and then stole it from me.
And now my heart is broken.

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Wants and Desires


All I really want,
Is that moment with you,
That lifetime of memories,
Lived and loved out with you.
***
All I really desire,
Is the feel of your embrace,
The kiss in the morning,
And the hug before bed,
***
All I really wish,
Is for you to be with me,
Love me and hold me,
And never leave me.

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My Dreams Are All About You


I know you will never be mine,
And no words I say will change that,
But at night you play on my mind,
And it hurts that I am betrayed by my heart.
***
So now at night I dream of you,
And wish my dreams would just come true,
For I would dream forever more,
If it meant just being with you.
***
So tonight I’ll kiss you in my dreams,
And tomorrow hope to see you,
For you make my heart skip a beat,
As my dreams are all about you.

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Now I’m 28 Years Old


When I was a kid,
My granda told me stories,
My life was exciting,
And everyone seemed old.
***
When I went to school,
I thought I knew it all,
The world taught me,
How easy it is to fall.
***
Then I went to uni,
Told to pick my life,
And told what I chose,
Would define me.
***
Now I’m 28 years old,
My career has begun,
My life is ahead of me,
And a lot of it is already done.
***
Soon I’ll be 30 years old,
I’ll question everything I’ve been told,
All those who got old,
Are gone and left me alone.
***
At some point I’ll be 67,
And life will start again,
Enter a new stage,
Of retirement and the countdown.
***
Some day I’ll be 80 years old,
My dreams will be cold,
My body will be heavy,
And my life will be done.
***
I’m currently 28 years old,
My life has just begun,
My path is unshaped,
And my plans are not done.

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How Has It Come To This


How has it come to this,
Weapons sharpened,
Heartbeats are missed,
Anger in full flow,
Only seeing the red mist.
***
Battle lines drawn,
First blood all but gone,
A family shattered,
A loved one gone,
Although he lives on.
***
You were a great friend,
Someone on which I could depend,
A sane voice to give,
A balanced opinion to lend,
But now you just want it to end.
***
What has happened,
Why has it come to this,
Can’t we just sit down,
Or is this it for us,
A situation that can’t be fixed.

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Here’s To What We Had


Here’s to the times together,
The nights I’ll never forget,
And the hours, I think well spent,
***
Here’s to the memories,
The hugs and the cuddles,
All will be sadly missed,
***
Here’s to the hours I cried,
The nights after we said our goodbyes,
And the tubs of ice cream that drowned the pain.
***
But mostly here’s to the lessons I learned,
Of love and pain,
And to being saved from what could have been.

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Here’s To The Good And The Bad


Here’s to the days, weeks and months,
To the times we’ve laughed, cried and smiled,
For everything we shared together,
Here’s to the future we will have,
Apart but together forever.
***
So, here’s to the good,
And the bad,
But at least it’s something we had.

NSFW: Got That Feeling


As with the last time I wrote something that should not be read by people of a sensitive disposition and definitely should not be read by anyone under the age of 18 and or homophobic people or people against homosexuality for any other reason. This is strictly a fictional piece of erotic poetry and will probably be the last I do of them. I hope you have enjoyed my little experiment/ test of my abilities and will continue to read on my usual poetry.


Ever catch the eyes of someone?
And both nod as one,
Realise instantly what you both want,
***
But have you ever acted on it?
Grabbed the man,
Pulled his shirt off and kissed his chest,
***
Placed your hand between his legs,
And fell what is there,
Then slide your hand down his jeans,
***
Pull off his belt and nice and slow,
Give him time to grow,
Then let his jeans hang on what is down below,
***
Embrace him and kiss him,
While you wait for his jeans to fall,
Showing his boxers over his big throbbing cock,
***
Grab his dick through his boxers,
And rub it a little,
Then wipe of the precum and head to the pillow,
***
Lie him on his back,
Remove his boxers,
Move down his body,
***
Lick the shaft up and down,
Take the head all the way in,
Tilt your head back and cup his balls,
***
With your cock throbbing, grab his legs,
Push them apart,
Align with his ass and get ready to start.
***
Whisper sweet something in his ear,
Then listen to him moan as he gets near,
And let him feel the joys of you being in him.

NSFW: Glorious Night (Erotic)


I caution you before you read this. This poem does contain smut and poetry of a nature not suited to children or teenagers. It is what could be considered gay porn poetry so please don’t read if it will offend you or you do not like this kind of material.


My head was swimming,
I could feel him breathing.
My heart was racing,
I could feel him tracing,
All the lines of my back,
All the crinkles in my shirt,
***
He pulled me in,
And with a grin,
Ran his tongue along my chin,
***
He whispered gently,
To ask if I am ready,
But as my reply,
I kissed him.
***
His hands warm upon my back,
Pulled the shirt off,
The buttons ping to the floor,
But I didn’t care anymore,
***
I felt his hand upon my jeans,
As his tongue filled my mouth,
He pulled me closer onto the bead,
And rested his arms behind my head.
***
Slowly he kissed down my body,
Removing buttons on my jeans,
One by one I felt it throbbing,
Waiting to break free,
***
I stopped him and pulled him back,
For one more kissing match,
As I took control and pulled off his shirt,
To see what is underneath,
***
I flt his chest in my hands,
His muscly abs against mine,
As we slowly started rocking together,
He started moaning to me,
***
I ran my fingers through his hair,
He just sat and stared,
The love in his eyes,
Shawn like the sun in the sky,
As he started to remove my underwear
***
I felt mine ping with relief,
It was still throbbing,
He moved himself down my body,
And begun to lick me,
***
My feet curled with excitement,
As the licking turned to sucking,
I felt my body scream with delight,
Just before I came he stopped and let me calm.
***
I grabbed his head and pulled him up,
Kissed him as I squeezed his ass,
Sliding both his jeans and boxers off,
At the same time,
***
He bit his lip and looked at me,
I knew what this could mean,
I moved down his body kissing all the way,
Before stopping above is cock,
***
He groaned as I began to lick,
From head to shaft I made him squirm,
I could feel him precum,
But I didn’t stop instead took him all in,
***
He pulled me off to stop himself cumming,
And asked if I wanted him inside me,
Of course I did but I just kissed him again,
He pushed me onto my back and moved in,
***
First he teased with his throbbing cock,
Making it feel like he was in when he was not,
Then in one swift move of painful delight,
He pushed in and made my night.
***
With each move we were both close to coming,
Both moaning with endless delight,
Feeling each other close together,
Getting closer and closer,
***
Then he slowed and begun to thrust hard,
Bringing me close to the precipice,
When with one quick movement,
And one hard thrust,
We came to together,
On what was a glorious night.

To the Future


The heart if a fragile thing,
And choosing someone is not trivial,
So spend your days looking,
And don’t relent the search,
You will find some amazing people,
You will also find the jerks,
But keep in mind the future,
Where you will be with your dual-flame,
And smile at your past,
Because you will never be there again,
Take all the hurt,
And all the pain,
And just remember,
Tomorrow you can try again.