It continues, the annoying spam,
Unlike that tasty meat,
That rhymes with ham.
***
I'm talking about Eric,
The only spam,
I seem to ever get.
***
"Hi I'm Eric," it starts,
Before continue,
"I've just come across your site."
***
Well Eric I have news for you,
Please see your doctor,
It seems you have a memory issue.
***
You've "Just come across",
My site a thousand times,
And each time seem to be lost.
***
My favourite one yet,
Is the solid line,
"I just found your site... While surfing" online.
***
Dear Mr Jones, take my reply,
Seek medical help,
I'm scared with your memory, you may die.
***
If you too have issues,
With Eric Jones's terrible memory,
Please leave a comment below.

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