Eric No-One Cares – A Poem By The Pesky Poet


There is one comment,
That all wordpressers,
Hate to see coming,
It starts with the line,
"Hi, my name is Eric"
***
I've had many hundreds,
If not over a thousand,
Of these annoying,
Automated idiots lines,
Well Eric, here's my reply.
***
Take your automated dribble,
And remove it from the web,
I won't name your site,
As it doesn't deserve airtime,
So stop wasting mine and your time.
***
To everyone else,
Who keeps getting this stuff,
I have one line for Eric,
Which I'll hold off,
As I don't like to swear on here.


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