May Your Birthday Be Good


Though I can’t be there,
To wish you a happy birthday,
Know I wish you from afar,
***
To have a friend like you,
Is something amazing,
***
Don’t let life look down,
Just look at the good,
I see in you.
***
May you have a happy birthday,
May your day be happy and light,
And my you have a good day and night.

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Little Things


The small things you do,
Are the most important to me.
The way you sneak up,
Just to hug me from behind.
Or the way you smile,
And just don’t say a word.
These little things make you,
The you I want to be with.

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Tesla Dream


It is my dream,
To become green,
Move away from deasil,
As we all know it’s evil.
***
I have a dream,
When I am sleeping,
I drive in my Tesla,
Whenever I wanna.
***
My dream is just me,
And my shiny model 3,
Or maybe an S,
With the leatherness.
***
How about a Roadster,
Where the electric dream is closer,

***
Ether way it’s just a dream,
As I am not rich you see,
And a Tesla Model 3,
Is out of the reaches of me.

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Peace


A word often scorned,
Or branded a fools dream,
An ideal we all seek,
No matter how hard it seems,
Something we should strive for,
Even if it means chaining the regime.

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Free eBook Anyone? Last Call [EXPIRED]


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Love and Thanks,
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My new book was recently published, MelonCollie Ravings of a Dyslexic Poet. The book is now live on Amazon. You can see the preview below.

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I’m Forever Yours


Just the sight of your face,
Is enough to make me week,
The sound of your voice,
Brings me to my knees,
And the feel of your hand,
Makes it hard to breath.
***
I feel in love,
The moment we met,
Clechéd I know,
But the best we get.
***
You were the right person,
Presented at the right time,
To take my heart on a journey,
That showed who I was meant to be,
Taught me to love myself,
The way life made me.
***
I fell for you,
And I knew it was true,
The old story,
That the best movies do.
***
Like a star in my night sky,
You shone so bright,
Giving direction to my life,
My very own norther light,
You showed me who I was,
And for that I’m forever yours.

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Lets Get To The Loving


Lets get to the loving,
And skip all the hugging,
Lets get to the noise,
And forget all our has-beens.
***
I want to make the walls shake,
With you in my room,
Lets pretend it’s all love,
And see what we do.
***
Lets just have our one night,
Not talk of the morning,
Just make this moment forever,
And regret nothing.

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Get Your Copy Now


The amazing people behind my book publication have managed to get the book live on Amazon quicker than expected. Go grab your copy now here >>> https://www.amazon.co.uk/MelonCollie-Ravings-Dyslexic-William-Fraser/dp/1716818397

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Love
The Pesky Poet

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Love You


Life is for learning,
Overstepping the mark,
Venturing with our hearts,
Even when it hurts us,
***
Yesterdays are for memories,
Ours I will never forget,
Until we meet again my dear friend.

Love is not a Gift


Love is not a gift,
Or yours to own,
Love is given freely,
On temporary loan.
***
Some give love to objects,
Rather than someone they know,
Others give love out freely,
To all they can show.
***
However you love,
And however it shows,
Give your love wisely,
Through the highs and the lows.

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The Power of Words


The most dangerous weapon in this world,
Is not the gun, knife or sward,
It is the human mind,
Thought and the word.
***
Nothing cuts more deeply,
Without leaving a mark,
Than the words of hatred,
Openly spoken freely.
***
Words can be dramatic,
They can also be subtle,
Destroying people in a swipe,
Or breaking them over a lifetime.
***
So be cautious with your words,
And choose them wisely,
Because are not always aware,
How powerful they can be.

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Suicide Prevention Week


In this year of lockdowns,
It’s important now,
More than ever,
To look after your health,
***
If you are feeling down,
Or just a little blue,
Or in need of some help,
Reach out to those who love you.
***
People would rather you,
For the rest of your life,
Than to hear a minister,
In 15 minutes sum up your life.
***
If you are in that dark place,
Stop and take stock,
Think of those who love you,
And miss you if you were gone.
***
Suicide Prevention Week ends tomorrow,
But the pain will carry on,
Look out for friends and family,
And help those you can.


If you need help or know anyone who does talk to a medical health professional or in the UK you can call the Samaritans on 116 123 or check out the NHS site here: https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/

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Just An Ordinary Day


For so many that day,
started like any other,
The daily grind,
The city bustle.
***
The same was true,
For the four crews,
Who were just up there,
Doing their jobs.
***
The world watched in horror,
At what humans could do,
An act of pure hatred,
Against no one they knew.
***
Now 19 years on,
The memory is still raw,
The skyline is different,
Cannot let go what we all saw.

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My Heart Still Cries


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My heart still cries,
At the thought of you.

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Here’s To Old News


Here’s to what you taught me,
Here’s to what we had,
Here’s to what we could have been,
Here’s to our past,
Here’s to what you’ve lost,
Here’s to what didn’t last,
Here’s to old news,
Here’s to being over you at last.

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Life Could Have Been Different


Life could have been so different,
We could have missed each other,
If God had granted my prayers.
***
But if God had given me the nod,
And granted me a different life,
You wouldn’t be with me tonight.
***
God could have granted me millions,
Or the love of my first crush,
But he didn’t let me rush.
***
He kept me waiting on my toes,
Knowing what was in store for us,
And now you are mine.
***
My prayers are not for riches anymore,
There for the right path to lead me,
To the next chapter of my life with you.

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Be Mine


Before I say good night,
Each night I want to kiss you,
***
Maybe this year you’ll say yes,
Imagine if you were mine,
No matter how bleak my day seems,
Everything brightens up with you.

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Sé mío


I want to be with you,
So say Sé mío,
Be with me for now,
And say Sé mío,
Never say goodbye,
Only say Sé mío,
All I want to say is Te Amo,
Will you just say Sé mío?

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Prayer To A Loved One


We all know a loved one,
Who could use a prayer,
Someone who is ill,
Or just needs someone there.
***
Send them a thought,
In the form of a prayer,
Then give them a hug,
And let them know you’re there,
***
Times can be rough,
Being alone can be rough,
But knowing someones there,
Is sometimes enough.
***
So send out a prayer,
That there is someone there,
Someone for you,
As you are for them.
***
And if you are needing someone,
You are in my prayers,
And just know,
I will always be there.

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NSFW: I Dream Of You (VERY EXPLICIT)


WARNING!!!
This poem contains explicit gay pornography in the form of a poem. If this is in any way offensive to you it is unintended and I would appreciate it if you just stopped reading instead of you completing the poem then writing a comment of complaint, I consider you warned.
_______________________

There you are walking on the side-walk,
Your skinny jeans hugging your legs,
That body warmer of yours as close to you as I want to be,
Here is me staring just wishing you would notice.
***
Then you turned towards me and looked,
What is this, a smile and a blown kiss,
Why are you sending me this wink.
Am I dreaming or are you signalling.
***
I cross towards you and can’t believe my ears,
“Lets go back to mine and waste the night”,
My head goes light and my legs just follow you,
Have my dreams finally come true, and I going to cum with you.
***
As we come up to your front door you turn and stare,
Your eyes have that look of longing in their misty blue,
A cold hand meets my cheek and rubs it calmingly,
Before another grabs my head from behind and pulls me in for a kiss,
***
As tongues changed mouths and your hands explored,
I stood still, in shock at the events, surely this can’t be true,
You can’t truly think that I am the one for you,
But I have always dreamt of this moment with you.
***
Cautiously I lift my hand and run it through your beautiful hair,
It’s rough texture amazing to have the chance to feel,
Suddenly this was cut short by a swift move towards the door,
As you unlock the door and push me in.
***
You begin to unbutton your shirt, working down them one by one,
Slowly you open it revealing your beautiful smooth chest with the faint outline of bone,
My heart seemed to stop seeing you offered to me,
Standing shirtless in front of me, really could this be.
***
As the shirt hits the floor you grab my hand and lead me some more,
Kissing against every bare piece of wall making our way down a hall,
As we entered your room you removed my belt and threw it aside,
You push me back onto your bed lift my legs into the air and pull my jeans right off,
***
You crawled up the bed over me just for another kiss before pulling my shirt open,
Kissing all of your way back down you focus on my boxers not leaving one bit unexplored,
This can’t be happening surely you weren’t removing your jeans here with me,
Then there was the warm sensation as all of a sudden my boxers were off and you started.
***
My body warmed up and ecstasy ran through my veins reminding me I was still alive,
And before I knew it you were naked beside me and sitting letting me stroke you,
Without warning from my body I started towards your bare cock and begun to suck,
Since I first laid eyes on you I dreamed of this moment but never could I imagine this.
***
You rolled me over and begun to work on my ass rubbing up and down my back,
As I felt your finger make the first move my arms collapsed and I began to groan,
Never could I have imagined this could have felt so perfect,
Before you rolled me back and rested my legs on your shoulders>
***
You stared longingly into my eyes with you beautiful marbles when I moaned loudly,
You moved slowly in and back out just teasing me with what you could do,
I closed my eyes and let you take control as I lost it all,
Just when I begun to moan louder and louder you gave me a confident stare.
***
As i came all over my chest you made one large pant and one large moan,
Before leaning closer to me and placing your hand back on my face,
Using only your thumb you rubbed my cheek and gave me another gentle kiss,
Then ecstasy returned as you pulled out and lowered my legs.
***
We both sat there panting laying next to each other naked,
I giggled nervously before being calmed by your look again,
You put your arm around my neck and used the other to stroke my hair,
This was perfect and I wish I could live here forever.
***
But here I am stood on the roadside still daydreaming ,
Wishing for that moment with you,
Then I made the decision to cross the road,
And to live the rest of my life with you.

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Hi all my lovely followers.

Some news hit my desk this morning. Sadly, MelonCollie Ravings of a Dyslexic Poet has been delayed to mass distribution due to an administration error by the distributor. As I use sales of books and merchandise to fund the site I have decided to offer the Hardback directly as signed copies. You can buy one at the bottom of any recent post on the site (including this post).

Costs

The signed copy is £24.99. I know the price looks high so I will breakdown the cost so you can see where your money is going.
£16.99 – Print costs for the book
£2.49 – Sipping costs to me
£2.99 – UK Shipping costs to you.
£2.52 – UK money donated to Pesky Poetry.
£4.99* – International Shipping costs to you.
£0.52 – International donated to Pesky Poetry
*Note: The international shipping varies country to country and £4.99 was a rough mid point to that.

How does the process work?

When you purchase through PayPal I get an email request. A copy of the book will then be ordered from the Print-on-Demand site. That order can take up to 2 weeks to completed (often it is about a week). I will then sign the book personally and walk it to my local news agents where it will be shipped to you. All in all the process should take no longer than 3 weeks in the UK and up to 3 months internationally (depends on country some places will take 3 weeks others will take longer, sorry about that).

I have questions, where should I ask them?

There is a contact button at the top of the page, feel free to reach out via it.

Thank you for your continued support,
Love,
The Pesky Poet

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